and now a word from our sponsor ...

That’s right, while I try to get our holiday cards out and bake some cookies, this blog's major “sponsor” – my husband Mike who works full time to fund this thing called our house – offers up a guest post …



Take it away Mike …


I love my wife Linda, my kids, my life and my home. I am blessed that way. Oh, and my dog, Ernie. If I forget him he’ll start his own blog about me, and no matter how sloppy it might be given the problems he has with the computer, I can’t risk it.




I want everyone reading this to understand all of that. Mostly Linda.

When I met Linda in 1993, I knew at that instant I wanted her to marry me and spend eternity with me. So far we’re on track to reach these goals – one down, the second to go.

But I didn’t think at the time, “I wonder what this funny, smart, beautiful woman could do with a bland entry hall?”


Most guys might have that question in their minds, but instead, I was focused on her legs.

(Okay, Linda and I had met before that, once, when we both worked for the same company in different cities, and I was smitten with her but sure she was too cool for me, and I think she looked at me and wondered why I’d ruin a perfectly decent face with a smarmy mustache, which – thank goodness – I shaved off days before the next time we met. Thank you, Norelco. And thank all of you for reading such a long sentence.)

After we married, when we were in an apartment and before we had kids – we did things the old-fashioned way, go figure – I was in Atlanta on business in the spring of 1995 when Linda phoned me to get me back to Chicago because our realtor had found the house to buy. Now. NOW.

Built sometime in the early 1890s, a classic wood-frame house that had been renovated (to a certain extent, and not as well as the homeowner/renovator advertised, but that’s a story for a different and less-public discussion), the home has been wonderful for us. Once we had our two children, we decided to add a room on the back. That, too, is a story for another time, but I can do that publicly, and even thank our contractor. He’s good.

I didn’t expect a wife to arrive with a toolbelt and power tools, exciting as that might sound.

Allow me to dream on that a moment.

Back to reality: Linda decided that she could bring her innate creativity to bear on our home, and it did indeed begin with paint. I hadn’t figured on all the changes she has brought to the house, and neither did our kids and Ernie, who have indelicately worked their way around the maze of materials and furniture that need to be set up and moved to do the work that has transformed the house.


It’s all good.

Sure, I want Linda to read that, but I want everyone else to read that, too. It has been said that a man’s home is his castle, but in all the castles I’ve visited – it takes a while to tally, but I’d guess the number is zero – the interiors are awful. Not a cushioned boot-box or a rattan window treatment to be found, and I dare you to argue that one. But if you do, I’ll limit you to the top 50 castles.

All this said – it’s an interesting ride with my wife the renovator, decorator and blogger. Linda’s the greatest, and I won’t complain, because the house gets better looking all the time, but life in the house has changed. Life beyond the camera, you could say. More later, if that’s okay.

And Linda’s still got great legs. No renovation needed.

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And please leave a comment for Mike.  Really and truly.  I'm trying to (coerce) convince him to contribute regularly because (1) He's a great, funny writer, and (2) I'm worried that I'm going to run out of words.  You know, that I'll wake up one day and go SPLAT.  Like I've used up my lifetime allotment of words and sentences and punctuation and have nothing left to say or write ...